Comedy posts* *Avoid drinking while reading these posts, as the liquid might come out your nose
TWEET: You can get …
May
15
You can get a 5 on the AP History exam without opening a book if you just listen to Billy Joel’s Greatest Hits one time.
TWEET: Battleship Spoiler – …
May
14
Battleship Spoiler – the aliens end winning by stacking all their ships on top of each other
TWEET: The Sony Discman …
May
14
The Sony Discman – still the preferred portable music device for NYC’s tattoo-faced sociopaths & meth-heads.
TWEET: “But Billy, why …
May
10
“But Billy, why do you need a copy of TIME Magazine?” “Shut up mom! It’s for a school project. I’m going to my room now. Bye!” *door locks*
