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TWEET: Luckily I got …

May
18

Luckily I got in on that NeckBook IPO.

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TWEET: You can get …

May
15

You can get a 5 on the AP History exam without opening a book if you just listen to Billy Joel’s Greatest Hits one time.

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TWEET: Battleship Spoiler – …

May
14

Battleship Spoiler – the aliens end winning by stacking all their ships on top of each other

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TWEET: The Sony Discman …

May
14

The Sony Discman – still the preferred portable music device for NYC’s tattoo-faced sociopaths & meth-heads.

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TWEET: “But Billy, why …

May
10

“But Billy, why do you need a copy of TIME Magazine?” “Shut up mom! It’s for a school project. I’m going to my room now. Bye!” *door locks*

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