Comedy posts* *Avoid drinking while reading these posts, as the liquid might come out your nose
TWEET: A Denver family …
A Denver family is stuck in Dallas due to bent passports. They must have been in the father’s back pockets when TSA went to town on him.
TWEET: Mr. Kruger from …
Mr. Kruger from Sienfeld attempted suicide. We’re all dealing with Jerry’s Acura commercials in our own ways – http://t.co/ls6Qn1iK
TWEET: Fun fact – …
Fun fact – I’m 28 and still have a 90% chance of spelling the word “calendar” wrong on the first try.
TWEET: $5 gas by …
$5 gas by summer is a possibility, or a reality if you eat lunch daily at Taco Bell. #farts
TWEET: It’s Fat Tuesday, …
It’s Fat Tuesday, so everyone can exhale. Except for you, Angela Bassett, you keep waiting!
