Comedy posts* *Avoid drinking while reading these posts, as the liquid might come out your nose
TWEET: I’m an adult, …
May
1
I’m an adult, I don’t want fruitsnacks. I want fruitmeals. Full, 600 calorie portion bags of fruitsnacks. Get on that, KRAFT!
TWEET: One day, I …
Apr
30
One day, I hope my resume includes “wrote witty log lines for SVU reruns on My9TV.”
