Comedy posts* *Avoid drinking while reading these posts, as the liquid might come out your nose
TWEET: A pie chart …
Jan
12
A pie chart of the space used in my brain would show a Pac-man-sized hunk used to remember past Royal Rumble participants.
TWEET: My apartment building …
Jan
12
My apartment building smells like stuffed peppers (stuffed with dirty feet)
TWEET: Somewhere, Michael Anthony …
Jan
10
Somewhere, Michael Anthony listens to “Tattoo” and feels karma swing back into his favor.
TWEET: “I paid good …
Jan
10
“I paid good money to see Billy Joel perform “the stranger” and I’m not leaving until I see it happen!… What do you mean it’s a SONG?!?”
TWEET: “Dust in the …
Jan
10
“Dust in the Wind” should not be allowed to be played during “not appropriate to start uncontrollably crying where I currently am” hours.
