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Jokes for 8/17/11

Mike — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 20:31:18 +0000

Actor Gerard Depardieu peed on the floor of an Air France jet after the bathroom had been closed for cleaning. The airline should be glad he only had to pee and didn’t have to drop a Gerard Depar-deuce.
Despite

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TWEET: Rockets to honor Yao Ming by retiring his spot on the inactive list.

Mike — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 12:55:15 +0000

Rockets to honor Yao Ming by retiring his spot on the inactive list.

Jokes for 2/8/11

Mike Finazzo — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 20:14:45 +0000

Aerosmith’s music sales have skyrocketed ever since Steven Tyler started as a judge on American Idol. The songs that are getting purchased the most are the ones that seem to most accurately echo Tyler’s real life – “Shut Up

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My Top 5 Favorite Chris Elliott Roles

Mike Finazzo — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 00:23:13 +0000

Chris Elliot has long been one of my favorite comedic actors. He plays such amazing creepy-funny yet endearing characters. I even got to see him in person once on the Upper West Side, and as opposed to introducing myself, I decided to make some sort of squeek-noise and just walked out of his way .

With today being Groundhog’s day (the movie in which he was the charmingly-smug cameraman Larry) and his new role as Eagleheart starting tomorrow night on Adult Swim (yes, technically Friday morning, but that’s pretty half-empty thinking, ya jerk), I decided to do a rundown of my top 5 favorite Chris Elliott roles.

Jokes for 1/27/11

Mike Finazzo — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 04:49:22 +0000

Authorities have seized a catapult used to hurl pot into Arizona from Mexico. Just another form of smuggling sparked by the latest inventions of the ACME corporation.
This year the Girl Scouts are cutting down on the variety of

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Jokes for 1/25/11

Mike Finazzo — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 05:04:43 +0000

Ex-Minnesota governor/pro-wrestler Jesse “The Body” Ventura suing TSA for groping him. Jake “The Snake” Roberts also claimed TSA handled his snake. The Bushwhackers had no comment.
The National Research Council found that Americans live shorter lives than the French

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Jokes for 1/21/11

Mike Finazzo — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 21:58:25 +0000

Novelist Stieg Larsson’s ex-companion, who is in an estate battle with the writer’s family, has written a book about their time together. The newly released book is titled “The Girl Who Cashed in off of her Dead Lover.”
Macaulay

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Jokes for 1/20/11

Mike Finazzo — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 00:04:08 +0000

Reports are saying that Jesse James has proposed to Kat Von D. Now Jesse, put your hand on top of Kat’s and enjoy the last time you’ll ever have the upper-hand-tattoo.
In an international operation, the FBI has arrested

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Jokes for 1/19/11

Mike Finazzo — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 22:36:22 +0000

A research station in Utah is being used to simulate life on Mars. Researchers only eat dehydrated food, they wear spacesuits, and they ponder the legality of space-polygamy.
According to new data, 1.78 million Facebook users may die in

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MikeFinazzo: Sometimes you jus…

Mike Finazzo — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 18:32:07 +0000

MikeFinazzo: Sometimes you just have to stop and smell what the Rock is cooking.