Mike Finazzo

MikeFinazzo: In Paris they call it a “Royale with feet.” – http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/4okg #vote4mePlease

MikeFinazzo: According to what I saw smeared on the sidewalk outside of my office, there are at least 1, if not 2 bears on the loose in NYC.

MikeFinazzo: I like wearing an analog watch because whenever I look at it and get the time right, it’s like a small personal victory.

MikeFinazzo: At least 5 people were killed at a terrorist camp in Pakistan, officially canceling terrorist arts and crafts for the day.

MikeFinazzo: A Chinese airport had to divert flights due to a UFO over the airport. Aliens, the only ones with better technology than the Chinese