A Denver family is stuck in Dallas due to bent passports. They must have been in the father's back pockets when TSA went to town on him. - About 11 hours ago
Mr. Kruger from Sienfeld attempted suicide. We're all dealing with Jerry's Acura commercials in our own ways - http://t.co/ls6Qn1iK - About 16 hours ago
Fun fact - I'm 28 and still have a 90% chance of spelling the word "calendar" wrong on the first try. - Tuesday at 5:25PM