A guy handing out fliers on the street just called me "playa" instead of the usual "big man" and I almost kissed him.
Today, in honor of the spirit of Christopher Columbus, I will walk to the farther Starbucks to get my $6 coffee.
Rather than spending $59 on a gelato-making class, I'll just buy some gelato that doesn't taste like my knuckle hair.
They can take our Big Gulps, but they'll never take our Fritos!
My favorite flavor of Lay's potato chips are "Bodega Cat Musk".